My Cat’s Breath Smells Like Newman’s Own

Animal Instincts (and a lot of 80's references for some reason...)    There are few things I enjoy watching on television more than shows about animals. Not the obnoxious shows like the "Pet Star" with Slater from "Saved by the Bell", but the raw and amazing footage of animals interacting in the wild. This footage, such as the three cheetahs hunting... Continue Reading →

Proof of Conspiracy*

This will be the shortest post I've ever written. I just wanted to document that my recent post about golf being a scam attracted some unwanted attention from the golf industry conspirators. This post is my proof, and if I go missing you all will know why... I received this threatening note in the mail today from... Continue Reading →

Golf (and other brilliant scams)

The Prince of Nigeria is Loaded I worked for a stint (my understanding is that stint means 1.5 terrible years) as a bank manager, and I was in charge of customer service.  Most of the time my services consisted of explaining why someone's account was overdrawn, and defending the bank when people accused us of running... Continue Reading →

Just Cause for Celebration

Last week was my wife and I's second wedding anniversary.  We celebrated by eating a small amount of food for a ridiculous amount of money at the most expensive restaurant in Cincinnati. Apparently we also did this to celebrate how much money my father-in-law spent on the wedding. I guess most of the price is based upon how long it... Continue Reading →

When Words Lose Their Meaning

Awesome (awe-some) adjective I use the word "awesome" too much. Awesome is defined as "inspiring awe." Awe is defined as "a mixed emotion of reverence, respect, dread, and wonder inspired by authority, genius, great beauty, sublimity, or might." Last night I told my wife that her pork tenderloin was "awesome." In other words at this very... Continue Reading →

Our Human Mind: the “Final” Frontier

I'm Psyched About Studying Psych...Sike!         After completing a quarter of clinical work in an acute psychiatric unit I realize how remarkably close we are to being admitted to an acute psychiatric unit. There is obviously a fine line between sanity and insanity, and the part that worries me is that the line doesn't always appear in... Continue Reading →

It’s the Thought That Counts (the money)

Most people who have experienced money enjoy money, and not because it is pretty and smells good (which I’m assuming is a truth universally accepted by everyone). However, very few people look at their FIRST experience with money as the beginning of a lifelong journey, the path of which is dependent on how that experience... Continue Reading →

Getting Audrey Hepburn’s Legs in Shape

Decorating Your Makeshift Workout Room       I use a lot of self-deprecating humor, mostly revolving around being fat, out of shape, and being easily distracted. I am, in fact, out of shape and easily distracted. This is why I can’t consistently work out; if I am not crying within the first 5 minutes of exercise... Continue Reading →

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