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People watching at Nascar races is life-changing https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bouncy-hair.jpgbouncy hairNotice the shine and bounce? (This pogo stick was less than $60)2020-03-27T00:25:27+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/01/17/so-fast-and-super-furious/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stripes-in-the-rain-e1326809506788.jpgStripes in the rainWanna race? (First to 200,000 miles wins!)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn03161.jpgDSCN0316My NEED4SPEED license plates haven't arrived yethttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn0312.jpgCamry Racing StripesYes, it was dark by the time I finished...Not as easy as it lookshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/camry.jpg2012 CamryI hope that she wasn't disappointed when I didn't give her a partridge in a pear treehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/truck.jpgTruckI was tired of striking terror into the hearts of everyone I passedhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/baby-patter-copy.jpgbaby patterIt would keep baby content unless the baby moved, then it would give baby a concussion.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn0319.jpgDSCN0319https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn0318.jpgDSCN0318https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn0317.jpgDSCN0317https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dscn0316.jpgDSCN03162020-03-27T00:25:09+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/05/03/to-save-a-mockingbird/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0563.jpgDSCN0563https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0559.jpgDSCN0559https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0558.jpgDSCN0558https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0557.jpgDSCN0557https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0556.jpgDSCN0556https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0555.jpgDSCN0555https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/skeksis.jpgSkeksisThis is the bird's parents looking for him after the stormhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0550.jpgDSCN0550https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0549.jpgDSCN0549Believe it or not this is not regurgitated...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dscn0538.jpgDSCN0538I think this bird might have played a skeksi in the movie Dark Crystal2020-03-27T00:25:01+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2013/03/05/making-baby-faces/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-g-schroeder-copy.jpgbaby g schroeder copyThe resemblance is uncanny...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-g-schroeder.jpgbaby g schroederhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/7417_schroeder_cutout_893.jpeg7417_Schroeder_Cutout_893See the resemblance?https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-g-microphone-copy.jpgbaby g microphone copyMy wife's uterus came equipped with a karaoke machine!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-g-attitude.jpgbaby g attitudehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/belly-pic.jpgBelly PicMy wife's belly didn't get bigger than mine until her third trimester...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/file-not-found.jpgfile-not-foundObviously this website's formula is based in logic...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/john-g-and-brad-pitt.jpegJohn G and Brad Pitt's BabyI think I broke the website with this one. https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/baby-of-brad-pitt-and-katherine-heigl.jpegBaby-of-Brad-Pitt-and-Katherine-Heiglhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/john-g-lil-j.jpgJohn G + Lil J2020-03-27T00:24:52+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2013/08/10/diarrhea-fashion/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-9.jpgEmi CutenessShe's a cheeky monkey.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-72.jpgRainbow Emihttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-71.jpgphoto-7https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-7.jpgphoto-7https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-8.jpgI'm going to poopThis is usually followed by the same face, just purple.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-6.jpgemi girlhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-5-e1376155492390.jpgBlowout CasualtiesThese have already been washed, twice. https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-3.jpgBaby Emihttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-2.jpgDiarrhea FashionIt's cute and disposable! https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-1.jpgphoto-12020-03-27T00:24:48+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/06/02/my-cats-breath-smells-like-newmans-own/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-31-21-56-11.jpg2010-05-31 21.56.11It is a little known fact that cats can read, but only in black and whitehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-31-21-52-10.jpg2010-05-31 21.52.10https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-31-21-51-00.jpgStep ThreeDon't worry, its lemonade and almonds. https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-31-21-47-31.jpgStep Twohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-31-21-42-06.jpgStep OneMmmm...by-productshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-05-30-01-15-27.jpg2010-05-30 01.15.27I had to throw away the red marker...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/who-dey-watching-animal-planet.jpgWho Dey watching Animal PlanetWho Dey watching Animal Planet2020-03-27T00:24:15+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/07/30/tumble-dry-low/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010282.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANot exactly inconspicuous...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/graphic-tee.jpgGraphic TeeIs your shirt sweaty from a night of UFC fighting? Just follow the directions on the shirt, and you'll be wearing ypur favorite musical instrument and skeleton shirt again in no time!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/collared-shirt.jpgCollared ShirtNow I don't have to rip the tags out, leaving a tag-sized holehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/baby-outfit.jpgBaby outfitA lot of people don't know that baby detergent exists, and regular detergent can hurt babies! This will ensure your child's safety and style!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010274.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010273.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010272.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010270.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010269.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1010262.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA2020-03-27T00:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/01/10/licensed-to-kill-time/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/deer-77.pngdeer 77Functional, durable, and keeps neighbors and any other individuals from approaching your househttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-great-gatsby-for-hunters.pngThe Great Gatsby for HuntersThis is just a prototype design, because I didn't want to ruin the real Gatsby...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hunting-stretches.pngHunting StretchesStretching for Huntershttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fake-deer-21.pngFake Deer 21https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fake-deer-12.pngFake Deer 12I used the rare breed of Retangular Whitetail Deer as my muse...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jersey-woods.pngJersey WoodsThe newest MTV show, Jersey Woods. Sure to be just as dumb as the other one...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/arrow-misfire1.jpgArrow MisfireThis arrow has been stuck in our fence for more than two years. It serves as a constant reminder of why I should not bow hunt.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/arrow-misfire.jpgArrow Misfirehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/backyard-deer.jpgBackyard DeerPrior to this encounter, I thought cats were the only animals that hissed. Apparently the deer in my parents' back yard do too... 2020-03-27T00:23:42+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/04/04/i-am-the-world/2020-03-27T00:23:25+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/05/08/the-progressive-pillow/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1255.jpgDSC_1255Nicely inflated pillows!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1253.jpgDSC_1253https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1252.jpgDSC_1252The material is like a pool raft, except in pillow form!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1251.jpgDSC_1251https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1250.jpgDSC_1250https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1248.jpgDSC_1248Believe it or not, our house does have floors.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1247.jpgDSC_12472020-03-27T00:22:58+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/02/05/its-the-thought-that-counts-the-money/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/purse1.jpgPurseThis is no Coach purse... This is a First Class purse!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/purse.jpgPursehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/p1010221.jpgp1010221This purse is casual enough to bring on a first date, while remaining formal enough to take on Air Force One.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/p1010228.jpgp1010228Includes a Tri-Fold pocket, Velcro, and illustrated instructions on how far down between your knees that your head needs to be when the plane smashes into the ground to come out unharmed 2020-03-21T00:39:50+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/03/15/new-job-make-it-rain/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/step-4.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200Step 4: Pull handle to extendhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/step-3.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200Step Three: Unroll to reveal extra handlehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/step-2.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200Step 2: Uncliphttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/step-1.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200Step 1: Find someone without an umbrellahttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/umbrell-awkward-saves-the-day.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/too-close-for-comfort.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200She smelled like shampoo, mmmmmmhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rain-soaked.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200Unprepared=Wet underwear all dayhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/muppets1.pngMuppetsJim Henson is still an inspiration to me and my several personalitieshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/people-i-wouldnt-join-under-an-umbrella.pngPeople I wouldnt join under an umbrella(clockwise, from top left) George W., Osama Bin Laden, Captain Hook, Voldemort, a Velociraptor, Rihanna (ella,ella, ey, ey, ey)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/john-g-jon-a.pngJohn G Jon AI also love lasagna and kicking dogs named Odie2017-02-17T02:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/05/09/put-on-a-sterile-happy-face/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1274.jpgDSC_1274The Confused Monkey-Facehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1270.jpgDSC_1270The Missing Tooth Hillbillyhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1265.jpgDSC_1265The Bucktooth https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_12531.jpgDSC_1253The Standard Smilehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_12511.jpgDSC_1251First, here's how a normal mask looks on me...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scary-doctor.jpgscary doctorMaybe a slight exaggeration, but honestly I still am afraid to go to the Dentist at 27 years old...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/isolation-outfit.jpgisolation outfitYou can't tell, but she is smiling underneath her mask...possibly...2017-02-16T22:13:27+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/05/11/general-tso-tstylish/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1326.jpgDSC_1326This phone case has all of the important information on it (buffet times)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1324-e1305080210718.jpgDSC_1324This is the magnet clip-on tie. It is pretty coolhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1316.jpgDSC_1316This clutch even has a special compartment to store left over fried rice! (It doesn't, but that would be incredible!)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1314.jpgDSC_1314This is the inside of the purse. Although no special fried rice pocket, it has plenty of space for whatever it is that girls keep in their purses...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1309.jpgDSC_1309From afar this bracelet looks elegant and stylish, from up close it looks like Moo Shu Pork and Sesame Chickenhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1307.jpgDSC_1307Hunan Hipster Glasseshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1304.jpgDSC_1304https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1295.jpgDSC_1295https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1286.jpgDSC_1286Fashion is about to get Kung Pow'd!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc_1278.jpgDSC_1278The Basic Wallet: The Back2017-02-16T22:13:13+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/05/14/scamming-the-con/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hero-john-g.pngHero John Ghttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scam-letter-1.pngScam letter 1https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-sting.jpgThe StingContrary to the title, this movie does not feature any songs by Sting or the Policehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/butch-cassidy-and-the-sundance-kid.jpgButch Cassidy and the Sundance KidTwo good looking men, one great looking mustachehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/prince.pngPrince2017-02-16T22:12:40+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/11/14/crazy-little-thing-just-happened/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/freddie-mercury-wembley-by-free-wallpapers-and-cool-wallpapers-1-copy.jpgFreddie-Mercury-Wembley-by-free-wallpapers-and-cool-wallpapers-1-Copy2017-02-16T22:05:48+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/12/21/how-santa-got-john-gs-groove-back/2017-02-16T22:05:35+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/07/03/fifty-shades-of-grey-hair/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gotye.jpggotye2017-02-16T22:04:31+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/08/05/olympic-curiosity/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mars-aka-basement-floor.pngMars, aka basement floor2017-02-16T22:04:03+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/08/26/1364/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/good-idea-john-g-records-logo.jpgGood Idea John G Records LogoMy studio is really up to date, even though I used Microsoft Paint to edit the Logo my brother did on some expensive program...2017-02-16T22:03:53+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/12/21/a-claymation-christmas-surprise/2017-02-16T22:03:44+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2013/12/18/the-wisdom-of-elves/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1.jpg12017-02-16T22:02:51+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/10/18/deck-out-the-halloween/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10466.jpgIron Man, tooIron Man, toohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10465.jpgIron ManNobody at your Halloween party will have wrinkly costumeshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10462.jpgFace BookThis Good Idea may not make billions, but at least it was my ideahttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10452.jpgFacebook costumehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10441.jpgMy Facebook profileHere is my Facebook profilehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10436.jpgDr. HouseThis is originally what the show's main character was going to look like...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sdc10420.jpgRight to bear armsThese are my late grandfather's gloves. He was proud of his right to bear arms.2013-03-07T21:55:21+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2012/02/23/the-musculospiritual-system/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gms1.jpgGMShttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gms.jpgGMShttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/that-guy.jpgthat guyIt is hard to tell but he is laughing at the contestants...And if he's not, he should be.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/goodidea-muscle-systems.jpgGoodIdea Muscle SystemsWhen people ask what GMS stands for, tell them GoodIdea Muscle Systems is working in your corner today!https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/exercise1.jpgExercisehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dancer-john-g.jpgdancer john gTo clean my walls I simply put on my Swifter wall-cleaning pantshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/exercise.jpgExerciseThis exercise really worked out my glutes2012-02-25T17:38:52+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/home/2012-01-26T18:22:55+00:00weekly0.6https://goodideajohng.com/2011/09/16/are-you-in-the-no/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-minors.pngno minorshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/minors.pngminorshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wine.pngWinehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/under-age.gifunder agehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-beverage-property-sign-k-1009.gifNo-Beverage-Property-Sign-K-1009https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-alcoholic-beverages.jpgno alcoholic beverageshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-alcohol.jpgno alcoholhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-alcohol-past-here.gifno alcohol past herehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-alcohol-here.gifno alcohol herehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/no-alcohol-allowed.jpgno alcohol allowed2011-09-19T03:08:04+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/07/11/operationboo-hiss-run-phase-1/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_20101119_140105.jpgIMG_20101119_140105https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_20101112_140808.jpgGross advertisementThis company paid a lot of money for a two page spread about cat poophttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-moment.jpgThe momentIn reality, he only likes me because I give him food.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pioneer-poo.pngpioneer pooHe would trade them ten brand new blankets for a piece of toilet paper right about now...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/who-dey-21.pngWho Dey 2https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/steve1.pngStevehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/steve-jr1.pngsteve jr.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nicey1.pngNiceyhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/garfeild1.pngGarfeildhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/flakes1.pngFlakes2011-07-13T19:37:15+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/all-the-good-ideas/2011-05-27T13:51:47+00:00weekly0.6https://goodideajohng.com/2011/05/04/good-idea-a-day-promo/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/little-mermaid-3-script1.pngLittle Mermaid 3 scripthttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/swamp-people.pngSwamp PeopleThe Swamp People haven't let celebrity get to their heads. They also haven't let a razor or shampoo get to their heads.2011-05-11T03:17:42+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/10/31/how-to-stay-productive/2011-04-26T20:16:57+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/02/19/john-gs-straight-line-theory/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/straight-line1.pngstraight linehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/straight-line.pngstraight linehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/proposed-borders.pngProposed bordershttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/john-gs-straight-line-proposal.pngJohn G's Straight Line ProposalJohn G's Straight Line Theoryhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/breakfast.pngBreakfasthttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/impatient-driver4.pngimpatient driverI added the stink lines for effect, although there's a good chance she stunk...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/impatient-driver3.pngimpatient driverI added stink lines for effect, although there's a good chance she stunk.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/impatient-driver2.pngimpatient driverI added the stink lines for effect, and because she probably smelled badhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/impatient-driver1.pngimpatient driverhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/impatient-driver.pngimpatient driver2011-04-21T17:54:30+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/02/07/happy-birthday-good-idea-john-g/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_20110207_201352.jpgGIJGHCXFQB award2011 GIJGHCXFQB award, from "Tumble Dry Low"https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_20110207_193240.jpgCertificate of Excellence in LifeCertificate of Excellence in life, awarded to John G (by John G)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wow-rating.gifWow RatingThis is actually not a joke, I got the highest rating possible (although I still have no idea what that means...)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/movember-18th.jpgMovember 18thhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/making-paper.pngmaking paper2011-02-09T18:06:27+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2011/02/05/good-vibrations/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pong.pngpongI believe the prevalence of ADD/ADHD would significantly decrease if this still was the only video game aroundhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/vibrating-football.jpgVibrating footballhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mario-1.jpgmario 12011-02-09T18:02:20+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/12/18/a-good-idea-christmas-tale/2011-01-03T02:19:42+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/11/09/mo-money-mo-stache-less-problems/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/john-merrick.jpgJohn MerrickI too have to tell my wife that I am not an animal...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sleep-study-both.pngSleep Study Head Gearhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sleep-study-3.jpgSleep Study 3Unfrotunately for me, this is only a slight exaggeration...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wheel-of-fortune.pngWheel of Fortunehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/movember2010_icon.jpgPrinthttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/movember-9th.jpgMovember 9thhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/img_20101109_021528.jpgIMG_20101109_021528https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1289286951365.jpg1289286951365https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1289272104739.jpg12892721047392010-11-23T05:33:56+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/11/18/the-art-of-deception/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/holly-and-criss.jpgholly and crissI suspect that Criss Angel can also control minds...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/before-after-fat.jpgbefore after fatThey expect us to spend our hard earned money on their product, but most companies won't even spend time finding two people that resemble each other for the Before/After pictures.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/xavier_win.jpgXavier_Winhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tom-selleck-phone.jpgtom-selleck phonehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/proud_grandpas.jpgProud_Grandpashttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nascar_race_winner.jpgNascar_race_winnerMy dad was really inside of Jeff Gordon's Pepsi car in this picture, I simply made it look how I thought it would if he actually drove in a race (he only looks at the road half of the time he's driving)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/family_room_pic.jpgFamily_room_picMy wife sent me a picture of our living room, pointing out a mysterious orb she though might be a ghost. I sent it back asking how she missed seeing the myserious clown.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dad_with_tiger_woods.jpgDad_with_Tiger_WoodsMy dad is a scratch golfer most of the time, kind of like Tiger was unfaithful most of the time. https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dad_with_harry_potter.jpgDad_with_Harry_Potterhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/aa_free_kick.jpgProtect the jewelsI knew my father-in-law and his buddy went to Italy during the World Cup, I just filled in the blanks with what they did there.2010-11-18T14:53:40+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/09/18/true-job-security-part-1/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sdc10203.jpgThe Peonyhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sdc10202.jpgVLUU L200 / Samsung L200I am also pictured here, can you find me? Don't feel bad, no one has yet.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sdc10165.jpgWife's Desk at WorkThis is probably what 007's desk would look like if he worked herehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/literary-elite.jpgLiterary eliteTo be honest I really admire what these folks have accomplished, but probably not as much as they do.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/queen-apparently.jpgQueen, apparentlyBelieve it or not, this is not the band Queen. These are America's literary elite.https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hammer.jpghammer.jpg2010-09-20T23:36:19+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/09/01/why-john-g-shaved-his-head/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/p1010307.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMost people thought this was a statue of my brother...coincidentally both he and Tom Selleck have butt chinshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p10102971.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010312.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAGood Movies for people with mustaches that like Nascar! I also learned that engraving metal is just as hard as engraving glass. https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010311.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANobody got this joke... That is probably for the besthttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010309-e1283282954730.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis was a close race, but the youngest member of our group won by a hair (of the dog)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010307-e1283282983783.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMost people thought this was a statue of my brother...Consequently, he and Tom Selleck both have butt-chinshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010303.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERADays of Thunder DVD and Soundtrack! This was my first exposure to Nascar, and consequently my last until Bristol...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010300-e1283283044662.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAI Heart Nascar Belt Buckle: I'm sure it wasn't the biggest belt buckle in Bristol...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010297.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAAutographed photo of Tom Selleck (I don't know who Diane is, but I bet she got to kiss Tom Selleck's mustache)https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/p1010291.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis was used more than any of the other awards; Its winner was the MVP of the entire weekend, although there was no award for that2010-11-07T12:58:10+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/06/23/breaking-news-lady-gaga-falls-down-many-laugh/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/i-did-it.pngLady GaGa Fallshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/doh.jpgLady Gaga Trips & Falls At Heathrow AirportThanks to INR for the picture2010-06-28T15:18:35+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/06/22/inch-by-inch-glow-by-glow/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/final-product-inside.jpgFinal Product (inside)Way cooler result than I thought, but now my yard looks like Avatarhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fxcam_1273694195713.jpg1 PeonyBut really, this is the only flower that bloomed. I blame BPhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/2010-06-03-23-59-50.jpg2010-06-03 23.59.50https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/steps-for-glow-garden.jpgSteps for glow gardenhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/at-this-point-id-probably-turn-myself-in-for-5000.jpgAt this point, I'd probably turn myself in for $5,000At this point, I'd probably turn myself in for $5,000https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/red-faced-monkey-ancestry.jpgRed-Faced Monkey AncestryThey really are called Red-Faced Monkeys, which oddly enough is my wife's pet-name for me...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/japanese-macaque.gifMy ancestor?He has my green eyes and my low beard linehttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/blind-monkey.jpgBlind MonkeyIt is like they pulled the picture right from my high school yearbook...https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/johnny-flame.pngJohnny FlameThis is me on a family trip to Destin, Florida 2010-06-28T23:42:10+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/02/04/getting-audrey-hepburns-legs-in-shape/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/audrey-hepburn.jpgAudrey HepburnSmoking isn't healthy, but people who own cats live longer than those who don't, unless the cat also smokeshttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/p1010209.jpgGetting Audrey's legs in shape...When Audrey gets tired of her clothes, she donates them to Goodwill because regardless of her fame and success, she still knows where she came from2010-06-22T07:52:52+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/02/11/our-human-mind-the-final-frontier/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/painting-wheres-waldo1.jpgPainting Where's WaldoShe was later beheaded for being a witch when the King couldn't find Waldohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/crank-that.jpgCrank ThatRenoit was often known to superman the occasional hohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/painting-wheres-waldo.jpgPainting Where's Waldohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/girls-at-the-piano.jpgGirls at the Piano2010-06-22T07:50:28+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/03/17/when-words-lose-their-meaning/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/turtle-tattoo1-e1268854369119.jpgTurtle Tattoohttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tattoo-statue.jpgTattoo StatueIts almost identicalhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/turtle-tattoo.jpgTurtle Tattoo2011-04-13T03:01:01+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/04/06/golf-and-other-brilliant-scams/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/p1010203.jpgGolf Ball Scamhttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pecuiniary-equation.pngPecuiniary Equation2010-06-22T07:45:33+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.com/2010/04/07/proof-of-conspiracy/https://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/good-advertising1.gifGood Advertisinghttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/good-advertising.gifGood Advertisinghttps://goodideajohng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/conspiracy-proven.gifConspiracy Proven!Conspiracy Proven!2010-06-07T04:59:55+00:00monthlyhttps://goodideajohng.comdaily1.02022-06-23T15:21:34+00:00