There are a lot of classic Christmas tales out there.
This is not one of them….
Special thanks to Jon B for his incredibly natural narrating voice, and to the following companies for providing free materials to make beautiful wrapping paper:
Discover Card
US Bank
Fifth Third Bank
Nationwide Insurance
Geico
State Farm Insurance
Delta
Visa
MasterCard
American Express
Target
Macy’s
J.Crew
Time Warner Cable
DirectTV
Roadrunner
And many many more…
Keep in mind that you can recycle all junk mail! Just throw it in the recycling bin as is! Also, you can call and have these companies stop sending you advertistement (junk) mail. But then again, you would not be able to make free wrapping paper…
Good Idea John G 
Nice. Very Nice. Glorious even.
Been in withdrawal looking for your posts. Now I understand the reason for the time lapse. You have created your magnum opus. It just took a little time.
Thanks for the video. Enjoyed the creativity. Anxious to see you and your abusive wife very soon.
John G,
I must say this is my favorite post yet! You never fail to entertain us. Keep the creative juices flowing! Love It Love It Love It!
I don’t know how its possible to have this much genius-ness but I must say its amazing and fun to consume. You should seriously start charging a monthly subscription:)
I must say, This was by far the best, most clever post I have ever seen!! Very professional looking!! It will find its place in future Christmases amongst the all time greats like” “It’s a Wonderful Life”, “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”, “Frosty the Snowman” etc. etc. I for one will want to see this post every Xmas from here on out! Thank you for this Holiday Masterpiece!!!!