I love every part of this. My only regret is that I do not see things like ethnicity or species…I just see creatures of awesomeness and creatures I’d rather have leave this earth. (Mostly the latter, I admit.) The only exception is, of course, Kevin T. We all know about him.

Love,
Kate G

If “bird” was an ethnicity, you might be correct. For the record birds actually do eat the leftover parts of their eggs (including the shell) for calcium and protein. So it in fact is you who seem to be speciecentric (a word which should exist, but does not).

As for Jared L. and Kevin L. throwing up in pillow cases, I would rather eat human that watch that video again.

Love,
John G

I appreciate that you’re not creating blood-hungry beasts in Ohio, as let’s be honest…Ohio is for lovers. I trust your paternal instincts and although I would probably have chosen to feed my baby bird a PowerBar or Fruit Roll-Up, I see your point.

Although humans typically don’t eat each other’s vomit, they do sometimes vomit in each other’s pillow cases. (See Jared L. & Kevin L. on YouTube.) Obviously, it’s way less weird that humans feed their young through latching onto their mother’s lactating parts. Perhaps you are a bit ethnocentric, my friend.

Please ponder all these things.

Love,
Kate G